Brian Church, author of "Learn Greek in 25 Years", selects 30 memorable pieces from his Athens News column, "Church on Sunday".
Is reversing on a motorway illegal in Greece?
Why do Greeks always argue yet never fight?
In which year will the 2004 Athens Olympics take place?
Where did hunger-strikers find themselves next to a world-record attempt at making the largest-ever profiterole?
Brian Church, 36, is a leading commentator on the politics and history of modern Greece, having lived in Athens since last Thursday.
His first book, "Learn Greek in 25 years. A crash course for the linguistically challenged", also published by the Athens News, is selling atrociously and was accidentally reprinted in July 2000.
Church is currently working on "English for Greeks", a self-study guide for adults, with his brother Michael, a fully qualified lifeguard.